Royalty or not, there is no honor in spending 16-24 million dollars for a wedding. I'm the daughter of the King and my wedding was less than $2,500 start to finish including the honeymoon.
Those little metal band aids they put on your nipples when you get a mammogram must be magnetic and the floor I was standing on had to be metal. That's the only explanation I have for why my boobs were pointing down and not perky like they are supposed to be. Darn those nipple markers!
How is it possible that my husband can save up all his gas in order to release it in the middle of the night? It wakes me from a dead sleep while I look over and he hasn't stirred a centimeter. Is he trying to kill me?
To Be Continued.....